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Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24171) - you deserved it (8690)

On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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What, so cats cant enjoy How The Grinch Stole Christmas? Wait, what was the point here?

#9 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:07am by amiracle

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FYL indeed for having a douche for a son. I'm not a lonely person, but I read to my dog sometimes. Guess what. I bet lots of other people do it as well. It doesn't make them crazy.

#8 - On 12/06/2009 at 4:07am by glorbnakcs

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