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Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28606) - you deserved it (2383)

On 11/23/2009 at 2:31am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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I hope that the jar was sealed.

Put some raw shrimp in the curtain rods in his room. That'll show the little bastard who's boss.

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:35am by perdix

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FYL, get a dog :D

#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:16am by OMGoriginality

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