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2day I Found My Son's Dead Goldfis. Apparently Wen It Died E Didn't Flus It. Instead E Placed It In One Of My Socks Placed Tat Sock In A Jar An Set Te Jar In Te Back Of My Closet. Te Fis As Been Dead For Over A Mont. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (2395)

On 11/23/2009 at 2:31am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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I hope that the jar was sealed.

Put some raw shrimp in the curtain rods in his room. That'll show the little bastard who's boss.

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:35am by perdix

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FYL, get a dog :D

#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:16am by OMGoriginality

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