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Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22999) - you deserved it (2960)

On 11/08/2009 at 12:28am - animals - by lessinterestingthanadog (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

#4 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:16am by jchansfan

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Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am by coolguyattack

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