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Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 9:11pm - animals - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

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#2 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:53am by noshitsherlock

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I think many people are missing the point that the OP didn't know what was in the dog's mouth. Part of being a responsible dog owner is ensuring the dog doesn't consume something that could make them ill. Unfortunately, sometimes that means taking something out of their mouths.

#28 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:06pm by janise

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