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Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24493) - you deserved it (6373)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:11pm - animals - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

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EWWWWWWWWWW gross!

#2 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:53am by noshitsherlock

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Eww gross.

#5 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:55am by nabzilla

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