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Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41682) - you deserved it (2444)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:16pm - animals - by traumatised (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..

#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 5:11pm by Lazy_Wednesday

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Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.

#4 - On 10/11/2009 at 5:13pm by happyemokid8181

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