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Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

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"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_-

also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

#7 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:39pm by Casualt1234

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Well, at least you got some action!

#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:34pm by kirbyfan23

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