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Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40627) - you deserved it (2790)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

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Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.

#11 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:50pm by Intoxicunt

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Damn that sucks. make sure it doesn't give you infections

#4 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:46pm by Atreyu_Love

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