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Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of my bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36010) - you deserved it (3415)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:47am - animals - by MrMagicMan000 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Some people find their grandpa..

#4 - On 08/25/2009 at 10:12am by danielrp34

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dude, thats gross...

#2 - On 08/25/2009 at 10:09am by GigglesNpie

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