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Today, my "touch me not" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be pet... No, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11934) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

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