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Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13120) - you deserved it (3253)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

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my girlfriend does this

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 7:45pm by OEsEben

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thats so great! I love your cat! lol.

#4 - On 02/27/2009 at 11:04am by VexDraham

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