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Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49457) - you deserved it (2245)

On 02/14/2009 at 3:50pm - animals - by Anne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That suuuucccccckkkkssss
I'm sorry to hear about that.

Just one question, who the fuck could possibly think that you deserve it?

#4 - On 02/14/2009 at 5:59pm by that_one_guy

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Ouch. Your parents couldn't call you or anything? I'd hate to see them break the news of a family member dying.

"Mom, what's this bag of meat under my pillow?"
"That's you're little sister. Car wreck. 'Bout three weeks ago."

#1 - On 02/14/2009 at 5:17pm by Avry

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