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Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4533) - you deserved it (16750)

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#11 remember, booty shorts come in XL too.

#12 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:51pm by Jabulls

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So... you were wearing shorts designed in such a way that, if directly below, you can see damn near everything, and yet, you're upset because your dog bit off the damn near?

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:03pm by adembroski

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