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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11874) - you deserved it (50693)

On 07/05/2009 at 11:23am - animals - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)

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You're too young/immature for a girlfriend. YDI. If you're that desperate to please her mom, just choke down the food, and ask for drink refills to wash it down.

#11 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:29pm by your_face

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Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:11pm by Glam

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