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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 11:23am - animals - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)

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Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:11pm by Glam

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Ugh... I'm laughing because people are saying "be a man and suck it up, and eat it". I'm saying "be a man and just be honest". It's not a crime not to like a certain food. Just say "I'm sorry, I don't care for cauliflower. Those potatos (or whatever else there might be) look really good though." It'd be another thing if she was just a bad cook, and everything was awful...then yeah, you might have to eat a bit to avoid some hurt feelings. That would be a lot more delicate situation. But just saying you don't like a particular food shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings. If you stick a plate with raw celery or tuna fish in front of me, I'm not going to eat it--I'll be making gagging noises the whole time if I try, which is even ruder! And I certainly don't want people feeding table food to my pets!

#38 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:50pm by maralsky

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