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Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46573) - you deserved it (7264)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:31am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.

#2 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:16am by aback

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mix it in some milk. you can make her soul stuck inside your body :)

#4 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:25am by untoldfame

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