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Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41773) - you deserved it (6608)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:31am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.

#2 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:16am by aback

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Wow #4 that's pretty disgusting...

#7 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:32am by LMAO_over_here

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