Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
by FMLTIMESTWO / 06/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States (New York) / Animals
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I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.
#3 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:14am by KwitIt
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Even dead animals deserve respect.
YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.
#12 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:45am by Boweezee
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