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Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 12:36am - animals - by FMLTIMESTWO (woman) - United States (New York)

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how could you treat a dead animal with such disrespect? At least make it so it wouldn't have landed on the road. I'm glad it landed on your lap, you insensitive creep.

#5 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:20am by FMLGirl1991

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Even dead animals deserve respect.
YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

#12 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:45am by Boweezee

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