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Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11213) - you deserved it (55615)

On 06/10/2009 at 12:36am - animals - by FMLTIMESTWO (woman) - United States (New York)

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Even dead animals deserve respect.
YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

#12 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:45am by Boweezee

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I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

#3 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:14am by KwitIt

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