Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

by imfromtexas02 / 06/06/2009 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Animals

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  • We all scream like little girls at some point or another in our lifetimes.
    The real question is, did anyone hear you? Did the police come to investigate because they got calls from neighbors fearing a girl was being raped? That would truly be an FML. Oh, wait.

    Just playing. Spiders are scary, eh?

    #4 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:57pm by redbluegreen

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  • Hehe, peeing when you're scared is a natural instinct, animals do it so they weigh less and can run a 'little' faster.

    #9 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:05pm by Katzilla_dances

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