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Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

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Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:07pm by UndeadMerc89

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I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:09pm by W33nie

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