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Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51460) - you deserved it (5765)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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i am so sick of this pussy on pussy crime!!! LOL

#5 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:52pm by truslide

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the images going through my mind right now.....

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:51pm by senor_cool

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