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Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63090) - you deserved it (2535)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:50am - animals - by KMROYALShottie (man) - United States (Washington)

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Aw, dude that sucks.
Your dad is a bitch.

#2 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:05am by ChelsiGotSpunk

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Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.

#5 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:07am by Indiana

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