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Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 12:50am - animals - by KMROYALShottie (man) - United States (Washington)

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Aw, dude that sucks.
Your dad is a bitch.

#2 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:05am by ChelsiGotSpunk

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That's awful. I can't believe your Dad would do something like that :( I'm so sorry. I hope your Dad pays for the bill. And all the photocopying ink!

#3 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:05am by tigitiger22

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