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Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50551) - you deserved it (4322)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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