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Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52399) - you deserved it (4528)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)

#10 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:06pm by Casualt1234

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holy shit that sucks.
pretty nasty too.
how did a spider get in your straightner/hair?

#7 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:06pm by livvyylou

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