Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
by inveralaska / 06/16/2016 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom / Animals
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It wasn't to ensure you were alive. She was testing to see if you were dead. I've heard freshly deceased human is a kitten's favorite meal.
#1 - On 06/17/2016 at 8:16am by Welshite
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Awww it's just showing that it loves you! And on the bright side it's a kitten so that means little painless bites, I'd hope xD
#2 - On 06/17/2016 at 8:19am by FlamingColor
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