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Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46926) - you deserved it (2724)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)

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Wow. That's awful, dude. I'm sorry.

#3 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:27am by HyotonXHaku

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Aww, thats awful. Im sorry. D:

#4 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:29am by clockworkrainbow

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