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Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)

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Wow. That's awful, dude. I'm sorry.

#3 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:27am by HyotonXHaku

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Awww, I'm sorry about your cat. xx

#2 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:27am by Shalalalalala

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