Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

by amazinghermit / 11/24/2014 at 11:21pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Animals

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  • So you thought your house was being burgled, and instead of calling the police you sat in your car and watched? Interesting. Be glad it wasn't really burglars, or they would have had plenty of time to steal all your shit, and maybe even take a shit, while you were sitting there with your thumb up your ass.

    #5 - On 11/25/2014 at 6:35am by Baustigt

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  • be happy! at least you're not getting cat burglarized!

    #2 - On 11/25/2014 at 6:32am by HeadlessSparrow

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