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Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29683) - you deserved it (11633)

On 08/29/2014 at 11:38am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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He was really trying out his dream job of becoming a cat burglar. It's all part of the master plan.

#3 - On 08/29/2014 at 6:28pm by Welshite

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Don't feel bad OP! I'm convinced my cat is a robber or ghost sometimes!

#2 - On 08/29/2014 at 6:26pm by BBeffedmylife

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