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Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35268) - you deserved it (11820)

On 06/18/2014 at 2:37am - animals - by a very unlucky dude. - Canada (British Columbia)

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It's like when you feed a stray cat one time and it keeps coming back for more. Eventually it's gonna end up being yours.

#1 - On 06/18/2014 at 6:19am by JMichael

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never more

#2 - On 06/18/2014 at 6:19am by websphere69

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