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Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML


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On 06/01/2014 at 6:28am - animals - by Fat Arsed Lass - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Don't feel bad OP! Cats will sleep on anything. Plus, they can fit in or on anything, ya feel? If it fits it sits.

#2 - On 06/01/2014 at 1:39pm by singer0421

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at least your cat lies on you haha :)

#1 - On 06/01/2014 at 1:39pm by zoeeileen

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