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Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

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Ahh, the joys of country living.

Fresh air, no noise pollution, and being smacked in the face by cow placenta.

P.S. Congratulations on your new calf.

#1 - On 06/01/2014 at 7:11am by Rei_Ayanami

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You should have mooved out of the way.

#6 - On 06/01/2014 at 7:14am by wtfomfgfml

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