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Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58938) - you deserved it (4558)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Oh, that is terrifying.

#1 - On 05/29/2014 at 9:52am by Miss_Whipped

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Have fun trying to fall asleep!

#2 - On 05/29/2014 at 9:53am by ChristianH39

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