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Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (4531)

On 05/27/2014 at 7:15am - animals - by Holyguacamoly (woman) - Iceland

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People lost the intelligent aspect of their minds centuries ago...

#1 - On 05/27/2014 at 9:38am by Blackhawk706

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Pink collars on the other hand...

#2 - On 05/27/2014 at 9:38am by Chelsea_bella

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