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Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36538) - you deserved it (4635)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:46pm - animals - by that_culinary_degree_though (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'

#2 - On 05/13/2014 at 8:27am by Capt_Obvious

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I hope you declined the invitation

#3 - On 05/13/2014 at 8:29am by JustJumped

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