Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
by that_culinary_degree_though / 05/12/2014 at 10:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'
#2 - On 05/13/2014 at 8:27am by Capt_Obvious
See in context
I hope you declined the invitation
#3 - On 05/13/2014 at 8:29am by JustJumped
7606590 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA