By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
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Capt_Obvious 11

Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'

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Miss_Whipped 43

It might not be so bad if she would eat the food too. At least then you'd receive some... feedback.

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RedPillSucks 31

There are homeless people who would benefit more from your cooking than the dog. And they're less likely to pee in your shoes.

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Goblin182 26

Peggy, leave Molly alone.

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dakid87 10

high maintenance dog if you ask me. Take your talents elsewhere :)

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ELoni_fml 25

Pee on his dog bed, show him who's boss!

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Randomxnp 10

Yeah, well if you call your cooking certificate a culinary degree then people are going to take the piss. Definite YDI.

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angiee_baybee 15

Is your mother aware that human food isn't healthy for dogs?

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TisAPenguin 16

I know she's your mom, but you're allowed to decline. She'll get over it.

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