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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51496) - you deserved it (4518)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

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like you've never ran into a glass door

#8 - On 04/20/2014 at 9:06am by Dodge4x4Ram

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This is.......difficult to picture in my mind

#4 - On 04/20/2014 at 8:58am by warsun

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