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Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

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She's turning you into a crazy cat lady

#2 - On 03/20/2014 at 10:48am by Ilikepie467

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Do you want fries with that?

In all honesty, I like the idea of rescuing animals, but, you are right, there is a limit, especially if it is in your home. Hopefully you can reach a compromise! Until then, I hope you like Pickles :P

#3 - On 03/20/2014 at 10:48am by Sir_ND_Pity

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