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Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41689) - you deserved it (7636)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:06pm - animals - by chuchundra (woman) - United States

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I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us

#1 - On 03/08/2014 at 8:50pm by julian0605

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Puppy love

#2 - On 03/08/2014 at 8:50pm by BassTurdo

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