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Today, my cat pissed all over my work clothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35453) - you deserved it (4363)

On 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm - animals - by baxeh - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Your cats IQ is incredible

#2 - On 02/28/2014 at 2:43am by julian0605

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I think we are interpreting this wrong, people! Why, the cat must love you! It seems to want you home always--urinating on your work clothes was just its way of asking you to stay home. Haha!

#16 - On 02/28/2014 at 3:20am by HanselF

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