Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML
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Ashlynnlove 10
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
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cdgrayson 21
Or she's just dying?
mattjamt 16
If she's wheezing, take her to the vet! You can't be dumb enough to think that's the cats "evil laugh".
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cdgrayson 21
Or she's just dying?
SgtAssCheeks 21
Probably doing both simultaneously; cats are expect conspirators and are born with the intention to murder it's owner in the most insidious of manners. That is until you throw them some catnip. It is the only way,
Kibaruto 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't be silly, nobody cares about that. After all, the feline would have some lives left surely.
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#17 - It's impossible how perfectly your profile photo matches up with your comment.
euphoricness 28
Actually the cat IS planning to kill OP. The cat just needs to get some medical treatment and then it will strike her!
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well done #38, you have seen through my game ;)
CaiDog 20
I feel like 61 has been waiting his whole life for this fml
MortenM 17
I feel like some people need a reality check. It's cat! Noone gives a fuc*
IceWrath 22
#17 I read your comment in the most evil voice ever...
mattjamt 16
If she's wheezing, take her to the vet! You can't be dumb enough to think that's the cats "evil laugh".
CountWest 6
You know, I used to think like that. But now I know that stupidity has no limits. The cat will probably die from a collapsed lung and the owner will show his great (though hardly full) potential for idiocy when he/she writes a new FML stating the cat is playing dead so they will drop their guard.
mattjamt 16
Way to stay positive buddy.
persianninja 23
Death by catstration
kurodansei 16
Take the cat to the Vet....
Neckyl 6
Oh my gosh. What's wrong with you?! Get her checked out immediately! And get over yourself.
klorehore 24
wheezing or hissing?? I sure hope you've just worded this fml badly, else your cat might need a vet right away
eagleriverjohn 24
At least you didn't break any bones. Although it probably would've been better than the possibility of your cat killing you.
LynxieLynx 17
It's more of an FML for the cat. OP will obviously survive (maybe), but the cat won't if it keeps wheezing and she won't treat it.
eagleriverjohn 24
I was trying to be funny but I failed
meepmerp 20
Yes, yes you did
wowsaint 4
Yiur cat is thinking on same lines ..."This bitch is trying to kill me"
littlekellilee 45
Poor cat! Take her to the vet! You can fix your human-pet relationship after you know she's okay
israelnotjacob 20
Uh yeah no crap. If the cat is constantly wheezing there's probably something wrong beyond just being mad at you.