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Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50204) - you deserved it (5076)

On 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm - animals - by Zach Got Robbed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Good to see that Fido has his priorities straight. FYL, OP.

#2 - On 01/09/2014 at 1:05am by TorturedXeno

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Everyone knows the mailman is the dogs arch-nemesis

#5 - On 01/09/2014 at 1:06am by joea21

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