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Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34260) - you deserved it (5586)

On 12/14/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by Crystal_Nicole - United States (Kansas)

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It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

#1 - On 12/14/2013 at 6:06am by cjack188

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Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.

#6 - On 12/14/2013 at 6:14am by Pleonasm

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