Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML

by NotTellingYouMyName / 11/28/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Animals

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  • I honestly saw a guy named Mickey Mouse in my local phonebook. You could have it a lot worse.

    #4 - On 11/28/2013 at 6:12am by dramaelf

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  • Don't chicken out and remove your number!

    #2 - On 11/28/2013 at 6:10am by vcapelo

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