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Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML


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On 10/26/2013 at 9:23pm - animals - by Puppy problems - United States (Vermont)

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Isn't it common sense that new dogs have barely been trained at all though? Sounds like an idiot.

#1 - On 10/27/2013 at 4:49am by SomeRandomHuman

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"I said sit, not shit!"

#9 - On 10/27/2013 at 5:08am by annie_nk

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