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Today, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35064) - you deserved it (15073)

On 10/10/2013 at 10:11am - animals - by failure (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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I hope you just got lost in thought and didn't realize where you were looking.....

#2 - On 10/10/2013 at 1:30pm by beautifulbeats26

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why were you looking there??

#1 - On 10/10/2013 at 1:28pm by The_Paladin

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