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Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41792) - you deserved it (5337)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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Doesnt matter, had sex

#1 - On 10/01/2013 at 4:52pm by BeingNiceSucks

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What the actual fuck?

#4 - On 10/01/2013 at 4:53pm by uoeno

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