Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
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PenguinBitch 43
Reminds me of that Spongebob episode where he tastes Gary's food.
GetGulley 12
The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way!
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PenguinBitch 43
Reminds me of that Spongebob episode where he tastes Gary's food.
GetGulley 12
The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way!
Ziggy122 15
.....BLECH!!!
meganmagee 11
Do you have any idea what is IN pet food? my husband works at a plant that makes it. heads, feet, guts, feathers, and shit all with maggots in it. I don't even want to feed it to our pets.
Merylwen 24
Well I know a guy who loves having dog food on toast. He told me that he even served it to friends that had stopped by unexpectedly, without telling them what it was, and they loved it. So I wouldn't try it, but I can believe it's edible.
Aussieinusa 5
Most animal's don't care what they eat. If our dog throws up, someone has to hold the dog while another person cleans up, or the dog tries to eat it. So I'm not concerned what's in pet food. He also tried to eat his own poop once. Bleh
metallicshadow 16
BLECH!! BLECH!!! BLECH!!!!! BLECH!!! ...what's wrong? I sense...a disturbance...
KawaiiCupcake 14
How does it taste OP? Never had the guts to try it...
KatieMajestic 17
Jesus, way to scare op to death
RamiUSMC 9
lmao!so true
mybubbles2000 13
That was the same thing I thought of. That's why I give my cat dry food. Less confusion.
XSeraphinX 18
Habits are hard to break... Did it taste good?
tinyrosie 21
I'd assume not, but I could be wrong lol.
ShyAnn29 14
I remember there was a show on TLC about a lady who would eat wet cat food, and she would also snack on cat treats. So perhaps it sometimes does taste good, I'd rather not taste it though!
JaegerMayCry 13
I've eaten cat food as a child because I thought it was a can of tuna and not one one of those feline delight cans. They don't taste like anything. Although I did question my sanity for a few days following that experience.
UsernameHere234 13
I'd actually almost suspect it to taste good save perhaps for the texture. A lot of the ingredients in pet food is better and healthier than what some of us feed ourselves.
MerrikBarbarian 9
69- have you seen pet food made? Pretty sure none of us eat kill floor scraps, rendered rotten fish slurry or "mechanically recovered meat"... Well unless one eats cheap burgers and hotdogs. Why I make my own cat food for my cats.
kingwatto 9
That's taking crazy cat lady to a whole new level
Angeuh_fml 21
Nom Nom nom !
ElricMustang 23
Well, I've done that before. It's not like it tastes horribly.
Barriaultcory 16
Should probably stop eating so much canned food
Trivision 10
I think we all have done this...
Welshite 39
I have never once licked cat food from a spoon.
Trivision 10
Well me either, but I'm just trying to make OP not feel stupid... So, shhhhh, don't tell him/her!
elevenseasons 9
I don't! Not yet! (no pets ):
elevenseasons 9
From a bowl then?
DrownedMyFish 18
Not really. I prefer to eat my cat food without using silverware.
baxeh 29
Dont worry, it happens to the best of us!
reymon8823 24
You def deserved that one OP fyl
ElricMustang 23
A YDI, plus an FYL?...
graceinsheepwear 33
This has been published before.
BrockALee 14
Well, I don't think you are going to lick spoons without checking what's on them anytime soon...
Hussain000 3
Been there