Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

by Evil_Angel_90 / 09/10/2013 at 7:36am / Australia / Animals

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  • At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.

    #1 - On 09/10/2013 at 10:03am by dweeds508

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  • Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle.

    They're also delicious when served over pasta.

    #5 - On 09/10/2013 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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