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Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia

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At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.

#1 - On 09/10/2013 at 10:03am by dweeds508

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Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle.

They're also delicious when served over pasta.

#5 - On 09/10/2013 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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