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Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

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Didn't you know roaches are what power the outlets? And the ants are the only things small enough to install them into the outlets for you??

#2 - On 08/20/2013 at 12:55pm by cutycat136

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Well that's a bid odd...looks like to me ants are living in the walls and you got roaches also...have an exterminator come in by your own means or show them a pic of what's going on...

#1 - On 08/20/2013 at 12:54pm by worldclassrager

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