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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47877) - you deserved it (23026)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

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More then cradling it, it was more likely trying to carry it to eat it lol

#4 - On 08/07/2013 at 6:20am by FutureMatty

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ant issues?

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 6:18am by anmolm97

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