Animals: Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant...

By Blood on my hands - 07/08/2013 05:40 - United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 22:54 - Australia

Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML

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By willkftw - 14/04/2019 16:00

Today, despite putting all the food in the fridge, taking all the rubbish outside, cleaning the house top to bottom and setting up bait, we're still dealing with a bloody huge ant problem. I've now got a rash all over from being bitten while I sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By TuteSweet - 12/08/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2017 22:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, I saw a dead ant. It made me think about how brief and fragile life is, why we're all here, and whether it has a point. It was a piece of lint. FML

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FutureMatty 24

Wednesday 7 August 2013 12:20

More then cradling it, it was more likely trying to carry it to eat it lol

anmolm97 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 12:18

ant issues?

Comments

Ishilied 11

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:37

You're anthropomorphizing them... That's always a bad idea.

azhang1066 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:01

Grow a backbone. The world has too many ants and you are a very pathetic person.

JohnnyBravo2 3

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:33

Idiot

pic516 9

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:49

Your an asshole

Superman_Geek15 6

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:53

You people are hilarious gaining upon this pour soul cause she made on bad comment come on people this FML not argue in the comments!

Guardian88 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:07

Seriously??? They are ants.....get over it!!

Jelbeztok 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:51

92 it's not random shit. It's what some people believe.

TwinkleToes7 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:06

Awe, that's so sad! :(

rockydify 22

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:10

Yes, ants are creatures who have lives and want to live.

stoych 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 3:01

This has to be one of the saddest FML's I have ever read! I have visions of that little ant and his heroic attempts to resuscitate his friend but failing, his little mandibles wobbling away asking 'why, oh why?'......... ( no, I'm not drunk, I'm just an overly emotional person right now...)