Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
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Top comments
Hunthas 17
Still not great that there was used tea bags on your floor...
ItsAnanya 25
Now that's not a very mice situation to be in.
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Comments (86)
Hunthas 17
Still not great that there was used tea bags on your floor...
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Maybe the mouse transformed. Robots in disguise...
K410 18
Well someone needs glasses lol
jacsoccerdude3 10
Do you want ants… because that's how you get ants.
webbface 25
It's crazy how all that shooing did not phase the mouse lmao. It was the morning, give her a break lol.
ItsAnanya 25
Now that's not a very mice situation to be in.
Sinistra_Blue 12
"Not so funny meow is it?"
ColdplaySucks 18
I rodent want to be in a room with a mouse.
jonmansheppard 9
With the tea bag off the floor, at least her kitchen is sqeaky clean!
Neyuu 18
It'll be quite the tail to tell her friends about later.
lbrown66 12
You mouse have some ratty eye sight!
mario2012 18
Nice try.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
^nice try also.
Welshite 39
^You gave it a shot.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
^10/10 for effort.
Welshite 39
^You tried your best.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
^your tenacity is admirable.
Welshite 39
^Your perceptive insights are certainly commendable.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
^your ability to maintain an appreciative atmosphere is applaudable.
Voij 16
Shall we consider this combo broken? Perhaps...
isallwaysme 27
^No.
RoboCunnilingus 23
^Never
TourettesGuyFTW 25
^47 - I find your lack of faith disturbing. *choke*
DKjazz 20
v What a witty and well-rounded comment. I commend you, sir or madam.
MGITSWFTC 17
I heard tea bags are notorious for spreading disease and biting people as well, you should watch out for those too
CrookedCook 14
When does shooing actually ever work anyway?
Wowxoxo 17
"Shoo fly don't bother me!"
alex_gen 39
Reminds me of when I saw a piece of dark string hanging from the lamp and thought it was a spider.
zandalee 19
Should have gone to Spec-savers
tonijulie 20
They should use this scenario for their next ad. Lol
varlso 8
I was under the impression mice were cute!
alonur 6
You are right, but teabags aren't.
botanistjessica 24
I don't understand how people are scared of mice. Then again, the same people would probably laugh when I run away screaming at sight of a moth.
andits 21
Well at least you're brave enough to shoo away a mice or heck be in the same room! Many would just run out screaming and go crazy and have someone else deal with it or pray the mouse dies on its own!
DjeePee 24
Oh god, do we really live in a society where you're brave when you can stand in the same room with a mouse? Humans are sometimes such a disgrace for nature...
Raykyogrou03 12
Komend van een meisje met een gasmasker lol
DjeePee 24
Ja, want 't is dat meisjes met gasmaskers de natuur het schaamrood op de wangen laten krijgen.
lbrown66 12
Elephants are scared of mice. Your point is invalid
brammerderambam 8
Teabags can be scary?
benmec 18
Tea bags can be scary. Except for the good kind. Rarrrrr!