Rjlup
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States
Big boy
Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML
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helloimclaudia 30
You have to admit, it is kinda funny.
crackmore278 13
It's a ******* rabbit
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helloimclaudia 30
You have to admit, it is kinda funny.
feelingold 18
OP - spend less time examining your bunny's junk in future and more time on...anything else.
littlem91 29
Funny, but a little unprofessional of the vet - surely better that somebody cares enough to get them checked out, better that way than if there was something wrong and they were left in pain. OP, you're a good, caring owner, that's the important part!
negb 30
It is funny and if it was just a short laugh then I'm sure you can understand where the vet is coming from. If they were making fun of you or something then that's unprofessional. But good on you OP, many rabbit owners don't even give a thought to bring their bunnies to the vet.
kingofmuffins 2
Sounds like "urine" a little bit of an embarrassing moment.
cupcakechick 17
that has nothing to do with the FML
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Sure it does! Everyone knows the pee comes from the guys ball sack. That's just common knowledge. Haha.
bacincheeseburge 9
The FML is they took the rabbit to the vet, and paid for it, for nothing.
obnum 19
Thanks, 32. I never would've gotten that without your help.
michaelm1290 23
25 - For whatever it's worth, urine never goes near the "ballsack." It's produced in the kidney, sent via the ureters to the urinary bladder, where it is then emptied into the urethra, and then able to exit the body
botanistjessica 24
I can tell you with 100% certainty that 25 was being sarcastic.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Thank you, 46. I didn't think people would take that seriously. Lol.
Ki11erC 18
Shocked someone did take it seriously. Some people need to learn sarcasm, particularly when its blatantly obvious :s
HopelesslyCiara5 19
I'm sure he knew he was being sarcastic. Maybe he just wanted to let you dumb ***** learn a thing or two.
mangoboy1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I bet he gets all the female hamsters.
crackmore278 13
It's a ******* rabbit
Welshite 40
#6: Indeed it is...
mangoboy1 19
Lol sorry wasn't thinking.
bluelagoon24 19
Well, they did say the rabbit was gifted.
hugozac88 22
#6 LMFAO
daner10 5
When i read 6's comment i laughed pretty good because it's exactly what i was thinking
kristen99 9
Hahaha! "gifted"
maximus_prime 24
A rabbit hung like a horse, who woulda thought.
Welshite 40
I never thought it possible to be jealous of a rabbit.
perdix 31
#5, I guess you've never watched Bugs Bunny. I'd think many people envy that wascally wabbit!
Welshite 40
I have seen Bugs Bunny. I even started walking around with a carrot in my mouth, asking "what's up, Doc?" Unfortunately, DocBastard found my constant queries to him rather annoying, so he blackmailed/threatened me into stopping. I even had to get rid of my fluffy bunny tail. :(
Pleonasm 36
He is well en-doe-d, I'd say. A pretty bunny situation, if not a little un-hared of.
RpiesSPIES 27
I see what you did hare.
Pleonasm 36
Two Bucks says no one else will.
gc327072 31
I also saw. Now pay up.
Pleonasm 36
Here they are, now be careful, they hump anything that moves.
Bakarra 22
As did i, i mean it's not like you hyphenated the puns or anything...
Pleonasm 36
Except for the fact that I wasn't being serious when I said that no one else will, I was just using it as a way to put in another pun...
kriz_allizwell 6
You're rabbit of a funny guy.
hayfayday 15
#80 You mean "You-rabbit of a funny guy."
buckeyed 20
They say pets and their owners look alike...spend the most time with him.
PenguinBitch 44
Stud rabbit.
mets300 8
Stud bunny
jarrettd 27
Stud muffin
GuessWhatKids 13
This is not an FML, your rabbit has saint-seducing gold.
MissVeracity 12
That rabbit is going to be all over dem bitches, with his unbelievable swag. If you've got it, own it ;)
jackiemora 18
You're pretty but please don't ruin that with the use of the word "swag" not attractive.
MissVeracity 12
I don't use those words it was meant to be sarcastic and a joke, but guess my humour doesn't project well :) but thank you anyway
SlapAndTickle 20
#26 Says the one doing the duck face. That's just as ridiculous.
jackiemora 18
#31 meh it happens, I know my jokes take too long to explain.
jackiemora 18
Yeah cause I'm totally trying to look "cute" with that messed up duck face, as my nephew hilariously does it himself. You're right, ridiculous!