Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML
Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML
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Rozza17 29
Tell her to go sleep there and 'deal with it'.
RodzillaX 30
Free stuffed animal. :)
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Comments (64)
bunhop74 16
Oh man lol gross! sorry!
DyslexicPanda 12
So you were the one that put the possum there? Or were you apologizing to op for something else...?
RedWingSD 6
I agree with grandma ask for some new sheets and take care of it don't be a whimp!!!!!
feelingold 18
What did you expect OP? Grandma to clean it up for you while you take a little rest? I'm not saying dead animals in beds are ok, but when shit happens man up and deal, don't just expect Nan to get scrubbing...
dinosxxrawr 22
that's incredibly unsanitary. do deal with it, take it out to the trash with gloves on.
Joe9024 20
Nah, jut grab it with you teeth and go bury it in the garden like a dog OP. don't forget to shake it violently to make sure it's dead though, it could be playin possom
Ian7890 23
hey you can't blame the grandma. she probably grew up in the harder times where you were pretty much on your own.
Rozza17 29
Tell her to go sleep there and 'deal with it'.
RedWingSD 6
You suck if you were in my family it would not be pretty talking to your grandma like that your rude and immature if you would talk your grandma like that!!!!!! >: |
Rozza17 29
When I say that I don't say it in a rude way. I live with my nan and pop and I'm defiantly not rude to them. I say it as a joke not in a rude way, they would also take it as a joke and not be offended.
cmayer 20
I love how 24 wants to call people immature and blows up in the process.
rocker_chick105 31
24- you can't even use the proper "you're." Calm down.
Wagging0805 1
why would you want to say stupid things like that. be respectful toward older people, i assume you are still a child, if not don't act like one!
interesting33 37
They sound pretty rude - and that is foul - finding that in their bed.
interesting33 37
They weren't very respectful to OP. Agreed it probably isn't the most helpful thing to say - but they have a guest - they should have got rid of that possum.
RodzillaX 30
Free stuffed animal. :)
FALLENSEBZERO 16
Take it like a granny!
kwyk 23
Hopefully it IS dead, not just playing possum.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Dear God- if those damn opossums can fake decomposition, too, I don't see how I'll ever go to sleep again.
LeFrogDog 27
it was playing hide and seek. No one found it :(
spoilt_ 15
you'd think you would have instantly smelt that
beyondneptune 9
s/he probably did, looked around, and found it in the sheets
kim_larsa 5
Put it in her bed and insist on her "dealing with it"
CrookedCook 14
the possum decided to play dead to point it actually dead. pro
CrookedCook 14
*died*
tt23 11
It could be worse. She could have ended with: "And by the way...that's dinner".