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Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49226) - you deserved it (5273)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

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"Aw you made me INK!!"

#1 - On 05/10/2013 at 12:33pm by txgirl2013

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Do you work at an aquarium or a pet shop? Because if its a pet shop you can't have the animals getting too "attached" to you.

#4 - On 05/10/2013 at 12:35pm by Tigerblossom

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